さかあえすし (Sakae)

BRAINLESS CREATURE

I knew I'm very ‘sueh’ in writing someone like that, but I really can’t stand anymore with this stupid guy. I got lots of bad things to write about him but can’t really squeeze all in this page. How to start? Hmm..ok, he actually gave a very bad first impression to me – ‘kepo’ plus disrespect to gurls. Put this aside, first let me describe him physically:

- Short (Haha..shorter than me!)

- "人"shaped pair of legs

- "Moon crater" face

- Terrible hairstyle

- Cheeky eyes (Look at the picture above!)

- Big head

He always makes disgusting sound like an orc’s grunt during his meals and his saliva will shoot toward our food like raindrops. Argh….! At first, I thought he is suffering from a kinda throat sickness which made him lost control of his saliva but after observing for some time, I found that it’s simply just a bad habit as he eats quietly and politely when strangers share table with us. His mind is flooded with porn and he likes to shake his legs when he sits, it’s like a terrible earthquake measured 8.0 on the Richter scale.

What makes us hate him more is when he refused to take his own transport to work and rely on my friend. The funny one is he told us that his parents don’t allow him to ride or drive even though he is now 23 (lol). A spoiled brat indeed, too well-protected from the family. He is super selfish and nasty…always grabs the tasks appointed to my friends and let them learn nothing. He pretends to be very hardworking when our department’s manager is around. My appetite for the day is totally gone whenever I see him and feels like kicking his a**. There’s a Chinese saying:

“ Look at his back, hate his front; look at his front, hate his back ! ”

***Hope I manage to put some revenge for my friends over him through the above.

Favourite Cartoons

I'm an extreme fan when it comes to cartoons. People who are close to me knew that I'm kinda 'cartoon maniac.' I can watch cartoons for whole day long without makan & tidur maybe o_O. I crave for cartoons especially on Sunday. Nobody would wanna grab remote from me once my eyes are sticked to the moving colourful screen, otherwise I'll 'ki xiao'. Cartoons are always combination of story, motion & imagination. They even have vibrant demonstration of colours, expressions, & speeches. Some of them are totally crazy & funny. Cartoons are fictional. I don't like reality that much. Fictions make dreams come true, it’s everyone’s wonderland. I don't like to think indeed. Watching them enable me to spend my leisure without wasting much of my intelligence on that Idiot Box, one of the way to ignore people deem as distraction too =). Disney, Looney Toons, Nickelodeon & Hayao Miyazaki's are always the choices.

Hayao Miyazaki's (宮崎駿)

Totoro

Princess Mononoke

Porco Rosso

Nausicaä flying her Mehve over the Valley of the Wind

Kiki's Delivery Service

Howl's Moving Castle

Japaese Anime

Doraemon

Samurai-X

Cardcaptor Sakura

Trinity Blood